The ministers wife was just leaving for church as the phone rang.
"Hello".
"Honey, I just killed the Easter Bunny.
He hopped out in front of the car and I hit him.
He's lying there motionless, what should I do?".
"Don't do anything, I'll be right there, where are you?".
Shortly the wife arrived at the scene.
"What am I going to do?
I've killed the Easter Bunny. All those poor children.".
"Leave it to me.".
She walks over to the Easter Bunny,
opens her purse,
takes out a can and
sprays the Easter Bunny.
Suddenly, up jumps the Easter Bunny, he picks up his Easter Basket and hops away.
"Honey, that's great. What was that you spayed?".
"Hare restorer".
"Hello".
"Honey, I just killed the Easter Bunny.
He hopped out in front of the car and I hit him.
He's lying there motionless, what should I do?".
"Don't do anything, I'll be right there, where are you?".
Shortly the wife arrived at the scene.
"What am I going to do?
I've killed the Easter Bunny. All those poor children.".
"Leave it to me.".
She walks over to the Easter Bunny,
opens her purse,
takes out a can and
sprays the Easter Bunny.
Suddenly, up jumps the Easter Bunny, he picks up his Easter Basket and hops away.
"Honey, that's great. What was that you spayed?".
"Hare restorer".
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